Greetings ladies and gentleman,
It has been a veeeeeery long time since I
have made a blog post! Uni is a bitch, amirite?
#relatable.
It has come to my attention that I only
write rave reviews on here, and that is just too DAMN positive. So, to make up
for spewing too much sunshine and rainbows onto you, I have created a new
segment on my blog.
Introducing: Love it, or Fuck it (pardon my
swear swears)!
This week, we’re starting with a
predetermined “fuck it” product.
Everybody boo for:
The ModelCo Miracle Veil Skin Perfecting
Fluid Primer!
Now, this product claims to be a:
·
5-in-1
skin corrector and skin primer.
·
Reduces
redness, lightens pigmentation and evens out skin tone.
·
Ensures
longer-lasting makeup adherence.
·
Calms and
soothes for a glowing, youthful appearance.
·
Smooths
fine lines and wrinkles.
·
Silky,
lightweight formula for easy application.
·
Suits all
skin types including Rosacea sufferers.
Let me assure you that
this primer does approximately ZERO of its claims.
I for one am not a
Rosacea sufferer, but do have very red breakouts all over my face, as well as a
Rudolf-esque nose. Putting this Shrek-coloured goop on my face didn’t even dull
the redness, let alone calm my acne. If anything, I broke out more! I would
certainly not recommend this for anyone with Rosacea if it can’t even dull the
redness of a frickin’ zit.
Now, this
“longer-lasting makeup adherence” claim. HA. I could barely make it to 5 hours
without my foundation slipping off and greasing up. With my previous primer, I
could make it 10+ hours before my face looked like a hot mess, and I have
veeeery oily skin. With this bottle of lies, I could feel the oils building up
under my foundation like I was a human frying pan. The main reason I use
primers is to elongate my foundation wear, so this is a definite fail for me.
In conclusion, FUCK IT. Don’t
waste your precious dollars on this one. For 25 bucks and no fulfilled claims,
it will only break your little hearts. I can’t have that on my conscience.
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Well, that's all for now. I'm planning a hair tutorial with a longer haired model in the coming weeks, since so many of you are enjoying my heatless waves tutorial from yonks ago! If you want some pixie tutorials done with my messy mop, do let me know as well.
♡ Until next time ♡
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