cookieOptions = {...}; ♡ Chronic Guru ♡: ♡ LOVE it or FUCK it: Modelco Miracle Veil Skin Perfecting Fluid Primer ♡

Friday, 4 September 2015

♡ LOVE it or FUCK it: Modelco Miracle Veil Skin Perfecting Fluid Primer ♡

Greetings ladies and gentleman,

It has been a veeeeeery long time since I have made a blog post! Uni is a bitch, amirite?
#relatable.

It has come to my attention that I only write rave reviews on here, and that is just too DAMN positive. So, to make up for spewing too much sunshine and rainbows onto you, I have created a new segment on my blog.

Introducing: Love it, or Fuck it (pardon my swear swears)!

This week, we’re starting with a predetermined “fuck it” product.
Everybody boo for:





The ModelCo Miracle Veil Skin Perfecting Fluid Primer!

Now, this product claims to be a:
·       5-in-1 skin corrector and skin primer.
·       Reduces redness, lightens pigmentation and evens out skin tone.
·       Ensures longer-lasting makeup adherence.
·       Calms and soothes for a glowing, youthful appearance.
·       Smooths fine lines and wrinkles.
·       Silky, lightweight formula for easy application.
·       Suits all skin types including Rosacea sufferers.

Let me assure you that this primer does approximately ZERO of its claims.

I for one am not a Rosacea sufferer, but do have very red breakouts all over my face, as well as a Rudolf-esque nose. Putting this Shrek-coloured goop on my face didn’t even dull the redness, let alone calm my acne. If anything, I broke out more! I would certainly not recommend this for anyone with Rosacea if it can’t even dull the redness of a frickin’ zit.

Now, this “longer-lasting makeup adherence” claim. HA. I could barely make it to 5 hours without my foundation slipping off and greasing up. With my previous primer, I could make it 10+ hours before my face looked like a hot mess, and I have veeeery oily skin. With this bottle of lies, I could feel the oils building up under my foundation like I was a human frying pan. The main reason I use primers is to elongate my foundation wear, so this is a definite fail for me.


In conclusion, FUCK IT. Don’t waste your precious dollars on this one. For 25 bucks and no fulfilled claims, it will only break your little hearts. I can’t have that on my conscience.

This is your home now.

Well, that's all for now. I'm planning a hair tutorial with a longer haired model in the coming weeks, since so many of you are enjoying my heatless waves tutorial from yonks ago! If you want some pixie tutorials done with my messy mop, do let me know as well. 

  ♡ Until next time ♡







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